Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Hello Braydon

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Ju... Just why?

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Pen15

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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