- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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