- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

all these jokes suck ass

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Butt Sex.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

poop is very very yummy.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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