Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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