- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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