what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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