An Irishman walks out of a bar

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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