-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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