when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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