- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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