- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Good luck on your finals everyone!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

i cant think of one.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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