- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Yes!

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Women's rights.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Yes.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

So a seal walks into a club..

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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