What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Penis.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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