Soccer...

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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a retard lost...

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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