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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Men, get on the boat.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

so dont touch it.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

I like hats XD!

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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