Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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hey bill!

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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