- Anti Joke

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

a man walks into a prostitute.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p