A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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pineapples

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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