Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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