How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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hey guys what's up?

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Male penises.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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