- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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