- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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