Hi? No!!!!!

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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man boobs

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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