- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

black guy graduating high school

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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