How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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69

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What's 4+7 47

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