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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Anti Joke

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