There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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fruit salad?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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bitches be crafty.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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my namew is jd

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Matt is not funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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