Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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