- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Their, they're, there You're, your

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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