What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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AVB

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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bob saget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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