How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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This one sucks!

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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