- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

gay marriage.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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