Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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