What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Wade's the father

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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