How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Chicken penis.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I never asked for this.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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