What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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your mom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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