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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

I saw a poor man named rich

motley crew

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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