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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Women's rights

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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