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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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