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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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