- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

knock knock Come in!!!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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