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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you watch ? a tv

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Not Steve Jobs

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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