Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Women's Rights.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Type 2 diabetics

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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