What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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