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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Blind people can't read this.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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