- Anti Joke

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!