Anne Frank.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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