What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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anne hatthaway

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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