A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Anti Joke

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