What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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